Monday, July 16, 2007

This makes no sense...Girls, Bonds, and Hef

kendra wilkinson
I've been watching the Girls Next Door lately and I must say its a pretty entertaining show. The only problem I have is that Bridget (further down) is one of "those girls." You know the kind that put on tons of make up, but when they wake up....its game over. She looks like the crypt keeper. check that shit out. Its like, cmon hef, you can do better. Kendra is a keeper (right) . Trust me, she's gonna blow up.

So I get home for the summer after a pretty tough year expecting to get some girls and nope. What do I get...wack bitches. they're everywhere. All I know is I have wack bitches tryin hard to get at me. Bitch #1, she's wack. broke, busted, butterhead, whatever you wanna call it. She's not worth my hard earned money. I recently got fired from my yard maintenace job, what a catch right? anyway, money is hard to come by which brings me to Bitch #2. She's tight, a real cutie. But she's crazy, like for real, that bitch is retarded. She got straight up dementia. I can't sign on to aim or log into facebook for the next week because I was supposed to take her out to dinner Saturday....and i didn't. Anyway, I know she's lookin for me. Last Bitch is broke, busted, and unavailable. Im not sayin I cant hit it if I wanted to, but she has a BF and Im not tryna lock her up so its really not worth it. bridgetThe worst part is I wish I could get these bitches to holla at me at school. Even wack ones. cuz you cant be selective at school. you take what you can get. go with the pitch and drive the ball to the opposite field. Good news is I know im getting a fastball soon, this girl(we'll call her carmelo) is coming home soon and I just dont wanna miss my pitch. I understand I'm pretty much 0 for the year, but the way I see it, I'm due. One things for sure, i'll go down like jim edmonds before I take strike three.....looking.

Sheffield...I dunno If Joe Torre treats people differently because of race but i'm not as quick as some other people to go ahead and write this off as another Sheff (i'm disrespected, no one appreciates my otherworldy talent) rant. I do think that he should stop being vague and call Torre out or shut up. How were you treated differently, in your opinion, and then we can start somewhere. I think race is an issue thats all too often swept under the rug, its evident to me that race does in fact play a role in sports because of the spin on carmelo's fight at the garden, and how no one cares when the gloves hit the ice or the bullpens empty.

Bonds is tired. Physically. The man is 42 years old. of course he's 0 for his last 20. I saw him play about a week ago and trust me the guy can still rake. He needs a few days off, and he'll go back to blasting balls into the atmosphere. on a side note, look for Bonds to sit out a majority of this road trip as they certainly don't want him to break it on the road. Thats why I don;t understand why Bud won't get on a plane and watch Barry break the record. Its real simple, as a matter of fact he already did it. Buy yourself a ticket to San Francisco, set up shop, and wait.

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