Monday, September 24, 2007

Kurt Warner!


He's back. Hurt went 15/20 with 2TDs yesterday! I'm so happy Kurt's back. And my season prediction seems to be holding up pretty well. The rams are lousy, why didnt everyone see this coming. This just goes to show you that you can't bet on your own team because it clouds your judgment. Thats why I don't pick eagles games. The hills is tonight...nice. I'm very upset that big brother is over. I don't know what to do with myself on T/Th/and Sun. I'm sure i'll figure something out. Oh yeah, I need to go see the Brave One, He's back. Hurt went 15/20 with 2TDs yesterday! I'm so happy Kurt's back. And my season prediction seems to be holding up pretty well. The rams are lousy, why didnt everyone see this coming. This just goes to show you that you can't bet on your own team because it clouds your judgment. Thats why I don't pick eagles games. The hills is tonight...nice. I'm very upset that big brother is over. I don't know what to do with myself on T/Th/and Sun. I'm sure i'll figure something out. Oh yeah, I need to go see the Brave One, Resident Evil, and Then go see the Kingdom before they get out of theaters. Jennifer garner is in the Kingdom(holla!) and I never miss a Jodie flick so I gotta get on the grind. What else....Oh the Cards fell off the Earth, maybe I can get those tickets soon. Maybe, my fantasy team will win it all this year(fingers crossed). Whoa, so I've run into two girls from school lately, I'm wondering if I should talk to them, but I don't know If thats the best place to pick up women. I'm talkin caliber. I dunno, but that one girl has some massive MASSIVE jugs...her codename is titties. I saw her when I was getting my Clinique at Macy's but i didn't say shit because 1. I would have just stared at her titties. and 2. I'm tryna build attraction, and higher value, all that shit Mystery is talking about. What a great show btw.....Its going to be hard getting through the next few months, but I know i'll be alright. I hope so....

Thursday, September 13, 2007

Wife that Bitch Up
























The time is now...she's at her lowest point mentally and professionally. I have to wife up that bald headed bitch britney spears right now. Buy low, sell high. simple economics. I'm sure she's walkin around the house goin "where's jaden james ya'll" so its all good.


(Lay that hit stick)

Monday, September 10, 2007

LLoyd Carr is not alone...

This is going to be a bad year for the rams. Seriously bad, Like Jason Wahler on celebrity rap superstar bad. It doesnt help that we don't play any playoff teams that will rest their starters down the stretch. The way I see it worst case scenario we end at 3-13, best case at 7-9. Its a crap shoot with the games in the division just because we play them so much but i'm very worried about those games too. For all the people saying the rams were going to win the division or even 10 games sunday was a wake up call. Wake Up Mr. West! We have no defense. In fact there are about 3 guys who are good enough to start on defense, and on offense there are five guys. So what does that leave us with....14 guys who have no business being on the football field. 14 guys who go out to the field with their popane tanks and matches and do their very best to burn the edward jones dome right to the ground. It was just bad football, I got bored watching the game. I guess that happens when bulger cant find a wide open dane looker, or the D cant stop a 3rd and 10 draw play. There's no heart. No Creativity. The play calling leaves a lot to be desired and I could pick better plays from my madden playbook. They made a few nice vertical throws late, but they were just that....too late. Here's how the season shakes down:

L
vs CAR 24-13- in the books
Flex vs SF you never know, but i think they'll carve us up
L @ TB there's no way we win this. too much tampa d and cadillac
L @ DAL TO will dominate, over 150 yds
Flex vs. ARI you never know, its a young football team that's prone to mistakes, we could pull this one out, we could get run out of the building
L @ BAL HAHAHAHahahahah!!!#*(&$@&%#$&*, this game will be painful to watch
Flex @ SEA we we're close, we'll probably win 1 seattle game this year
W vs. CLE No doubt. We win, but by 7ish
L @ NO too much duece + reggie
Flex @ SF above
Flex vs SEA above
L vs ATL they run the ball, game over
L @ CIN too much chad and carson, and too much D. tough game
L vs GB favre will get his revenge for the 2001 divisional game
L vs PIT no way, beatdown, on all sides
Flex @ ARI above

Thursday, September 6, 2007

Cards, Top Model, and LA Ink



Well, It appears Mark Mulder is up to his usual tricks. And i'm really surprised rick ankle has kept it up. lets wait til the playoffs and see if he cracks again. I think he will, whoa, did I just say playoffs. I can't believe it, under .500 in september and righjt in the thick of it...*sigh*

Does anyone else not understand Top Model? I watch this show everyday, (not because I want to but because MTV forces me to, and i'm not going to stop watching MTV....why should I, I was there first.... so looks like i'll be watching top model) and everyday I am more and more confused. I have no idea what a good picture is because everytime I like one the judges hate it. They use their buzzwords like fierce, and connecting, just weird shit. The worst part is the ugly girls always win. The cuties get sent home, and not even based on performance. Sometimes Tyra just says, you take great photos, but I don't think you're a model, goodbye! what the hell is that? And what the hell is that Ms. Jay weirdo...moving on.

Kat Von D is so tight. She's my new infatuation. I would never get a tatoo, but I would get inked by her in a heartbeat.

BAM!

as Le Batard would say. Apple just announced the new touch screen Ipod and I must say that I want one really bad. I also want the 30 Rock Dvd because if my love for Tina Fey but Ipod is just above that now. Anyway, this news made me think about my trip to the mall this past weekend. I wanted to get my Dad a giftcard but to my dismay the apple store was packed. I mean people were in there shoulder to shoulder. which begs the question...

A. what the hell are you doing chillin in the apple store?
and
B. who goes to the mall without a purpose?

its like get out of the way, go home, you are not wanted! you are just in the way

Wednesday, September 5, 2007

Flashing....Lights!




Been gone for a while but its all good. while i'm here, big ups to J. Bob! Lo is steady rising...she may be better than audrina now. Kanye's Album is hot. He won't sell as many records as 50 but he'll get the critical acclaim. I'm gonna keep this face lift thing going. ALso, people who have been implicated in Mike's Dog fighting ring next...Jen Bunney is Back!Sometimes you just feel like posting pics.