Sunday, April 27, 2008

Baby Mama Drama

Baby Mama was everything I expected and more. Tina did it again! She didn't write it (which sucked) and she couldn't add anything(cuz of the strike) but all in all i couldn't have asked for anything more. She is so hot. seriously. A woman that can have you rollin at all times of the day. I think i'm gonna marry her. On the real though I can't wait to see the box office gross.

The Shape of things to come was perhaps the best episode of Lost i've ever seen. I heard something about the shape of Lost fundamentally changing for the next two seasons. I mean after they get off the island who knows how they can keep it an interesting show, but i have no doubt they will.

Monday, April 21, 2008

Where Amazing Happens

It was a Great Basketball Weekend. The Wizards look terrible. The Pistons look lazy. The nuggets look defeated. And the Mavericks look soft. The only unwatchable series in orlando/toronto. nobody wants to see that garbage. So Gilbert, How can you call lebron james overrated and then just get dominated? Lebron looks brilliant while even gilbert arenas looks mediocre by comparison. And I now realize just how annoying reggie miller is. And DeShaun Stevenson is now the most ignorant ass on that team. How did Tim Duncan make that three??? i know that nigga has magnets.

Just caught up on DWTS. Can't get enough of Marlee Matlin. Can't put my finger on it. But she is hottttt. Somethin about her commitment....So apparently word is getting around my friend group that I have a crush on this deaf girl. which i do. but they think the only reason I hang out with them is because I'm tryna get close to that girl. which i'm not. i'm actually just bored thats all.

OMG its so hard to avoid spoilers for the 5th season of the word. There are bajillions of posts that in the little teaser tag tell you everything. Its like "L word season 5: jodi gets shot. tasha returns. shane leaving." like wtf! cmon, let me watch the show! the problem is that the show is primarily watched by lesbians and everybody knows bitches can't keep anything to themselves*.

*note: this goes for all bitches. bitches love to talk. thats why they're always mad that you don't call enough. trust, if you told her something just realize that someone else now knows as well

Friday, April 18, 2008


You know what, I love made, i really do! There was a baseball one, I just caught the end of it, but i can't wait to see it again. And another episode is about to come on right now. What was really cool was one i saw over the weekend that was a tap/ballet combo episode. MTV really out did themselves. I feel like MaDE is a show thats extremely compelling. I like watching people succeed though. That works for me.

What doesn't work for me is these earthquakes. They're pretty wack. I thought the bathtub was going to come crashing down on my head. Maybe it'll make for an interesting weekend. Cuz it's lookin pretty wack right now. Next week though. Baby Mama!

I cannot wait for the NBA playoffs this weekend. I got the Suns, Cavs and of course my nuggets. Even though ya'll don't play any D, lets whoop Kobe. which leads me to my girl...Cobie Smulders. She's Canadian, a brunette, funny, and that tomboy thing going on. I think It's safe to say that I have a type. Just look at her, does she remind you of any of the other women I've fawned over...

Thursday, April 17, 2008

We Did It!/Happy Happy Jennifer!!!!

Happy Birthday Jennifer Garner(right). She is so Hot. She's definitely in the discussion for top milf. I just can't get enough of her. She's got that Sandra Bullock-esque normal hot thing going on.

Plus- Emma Watson (below) turned 18 on tues! Harry Potter fans rejoice. I don't care for harry but i have to admit she's smokin. and she's paid. I would love to be a trophy husband. I just have to meet her....

Things that piss me off:

I hate it when I’m walking to my car and there are people waiting. Cuz its like you’re expected to be quick. And if you know you have a long way to walk, you cant just enjoy that walk, no! you're busy thinking about how fast your walking. Don’t look like a douche. Easy, don’t trip. It’s a lot more frustrating than it should be. That’s why I park all the way at the back. Nobody waits for you then

Dvd war at blockbuster- they’re taking the first one of each season as we go along. I just go to Hollywood and snap up that first one and take the rest of the season at BB. A real dick move I know. But I think they're worse than I am. They can't even watch the disc that they take. They're just trying to stop me. well, suck it bitch

Tv on dvd, whats with the episode recap, I like my dvds like lost or scrubs. Its like, I’ll tell you what, why don’t you let me watch the episode and then I’ll decide what happened. K thanks. Instead I have to strain not to see it....along those same lines, i hate dodging commercials for 30 rock or the hills that tell me whats going to happen on an episode. but the worst ones are the ones right before the shows. these execs need to get it together

My Fantasy Basketball Team won. It was extremely anti-climatic though. but i handed it to that cheater. haha. i'm king of the fantasy world!!!!

Wednesday, April 16, 2008

And it all comes down to this

Olivia Newton Johns daughter Chloe Lattanzi(left) with the dick sucking lips on that rock the cradle show, well she's terrible. But I love to watch her, because i mean, look at those lips. You cannot tell me those lips weren't meant for penis. She has an awkward body type though, plus she's not cute. But still, those lips, i'm sorry, i need to move on. sooo... Jennifer beals made me smile so much when I just happened to open a people magazine today. She really is a beautiful woman. I hope I get this internship. I really need to get on those corporate letters and getting my big brother app in.

I've been thinking about phone convos. And actually I couldn’t have ut it better than ted did on how i met your mother (himym). I’ve been thinking it, but basically, the reason I don’t send emails or blog too often because girls talk for 45 mins to an hour. I guess its because at some point you run out of things to talk about. You have to let some time pass or else its boring. And im really good at convos. I’ll be on the phone with my tow

I don’t know if I appreciate Mike C and Jennifer Carpenter on a date(is it just me or are there a lot of tight jennifers?) I mean they’re brother and sister on tv. I’m real happy about mary-louise parker’s split. She has the same eyes as Jennifer beals I swear.

Fantasy Basketball Team, It’s really down to the wire. This is crazy its 4-4 with rebounds tied. I need cambyman and my team to pull through. No off days fellas. You can rest leading up to this weekend.

Tuesday, April 8, 2008

50- and some of dat Tom Cruise

Yup this is post number 50 and I didn't think I would make it this far. I mean its hard. But we're here. its hard to get back into the flow after such a long layoff, i think i forgot how to blog, but whatevs, lets go...

I like the official version of lollipop with the guitar. it was hot. I might be falling for that battlestar galactica. I think I like it cuz of katee sackhoff(below). She's a cutie and she's got that whole Shane vibe going on(portrayed by the lovely katherine moennig). Speaking of shane(above), I need to find a way to find season five of the L word. I wish I had that showtime on demand, that would be clutch. Cuz I don't think the DVD'll be out until sometime in october.

Hey so have you heard what snoop had to say about "soulja man." He musta been on some that Tom Cruise purple. But I love snoop, and actually he made some really good fatherhood is a great show. However, let snoop speak for himsizzle

You know I hope big juicy butt Kim does get robbed on this week of Kardashians. That would be sweet. She so fake. And fake bitches...well, my favorite show is back on the air with All-New episodes of next. That means more instant next-es more instant humiliation. And more immediately changing the channel when I find out that danny is looking for a guy who[click]

Friday, April 4, 2008

The Floodgates

So why the hiatus. well, it's simple really. I was in a bad place and then I lost it. I lost my creativity my ideas. Nothing was coming. It was a good time for me to clear my head. But I'm back. It'll take me a minute to get into playing shape, but thats alright. Its like my faucet turned on and I have so many ideas in my head but not enough time or energy to transfer them to the blog but I shall do my best. and first things first, big props to my girls chillin in the VIP, looks like we got Hope Solo, Diana Taurasi, Kristen Bell( she's a cutie) and Candice Wiggins. I like that nike sparq's my better comercial. It just gets me pumped.

So how about the Hills. Well our mini season is underway and while the paris episode sucked the two follow up ones are where the real action is at. I guess the paris thing was like a prologue. SO where to begin? I don't get it. Wasn't lauren's trip built up to be a long drawn out thing. It was like three days! you mean to tell me she chose Jason over being in paris for 3 days! unbelievable Lauren.

So my bracket. Was killin it, up until memphis beat texas. Now all these all chalk muthafuckas jumped ahead of me because they just followed the bracket. whatever if UCLA loses and NC wins i'm straight.

Fantasy Update: baseball is underway, but its april so Basketball time. Biggest pick-up of the year goes to MEEEEE! snatching Elton brand off the waiver wire. I think he might push me over the top. Last year I made it to the finals only to get embarrassed but the team pulled it together, and rallied around our talent to do it again. Hopefully there's enough left in the tank for two more weeks.
Quick Hills thoughts (cuz i'm behind)

Lauren was freaking out. Brody was in the right. I haven’t seen u in a while and this is how you act.

Heidi so fine

Lauren has glasses. Cute. I dig chicks with glasses.

I’m glad Lauren is still in school
Do girls act like that…really? (texting that the other is in their class)

Whitney's doing great at her new job