Sunday, August 31, 2008

Chicken Biscuits, Big Brother, and Theriot

Season 2 is HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BOOM. It took me long enough. I don't know what I'm doing. A couple updates on my life. I ran into my doppleganger at a club. I thought we were gonna tear open a wormhole in the universe. It was crazy. He was def bizzaro-me. And I am totally getting Barry Zito by ingoring her. She is jockin me sooo hard. I just need to keep from having feelings for her, because as soon as I do I know she'll burn me.

Live Feeds, Jerry thinks he's going to compete in HOH competition. Thats hilarious. What a moron. He's so cock right now. Memphis was right on. I don't know who I want to win. I want to see Memphis, Keesha, and Dan as the final three. I've really enjoyed this season. I think that BB8 was probably the best, but this season is right up there after All-stars.

Ok, this chicken biscuit business is killing me. These McDonald's commercials are ridculous because they are so serious, but cmon. What kind of person prepares their whole life for a fuckin Chicken BISCUIT!

Theriot. Or The Riot as everysportscaster in america calls it. Like they invented that nickname. We get it. And Joey Fatone was the fat one from NSYNC. Is everybody happy now????