Monday, December 1, 2008

And We're Back!

I gotta know, what the %&$* is a coffee? Do you want a coffee? Can I have a coffee? No! nobody says can I have an apple juice? You sound like a first grader. So why do we let people say "a coffee" instead of a cup of coffee. It doesn't make sense. I don't drink coffee though, maybe its a coffee drinker thing.And why, why did this guy on the plane smell like mexican food and boo boo. And then he kept touching my arm. I conceded the armrest and was well within my space but he would keep rubbing his arm against me. I don't like the term, but I wanted to yell no homo so many times. I really wanted to hit him in his chest, but he seemed harmless. Anyway, back to the point about armrest. So there's three chairs DEF, and 4 armrests. So somebody has 2 armrests. right? yes. ok, so I think the person in the window seat should get two armrests. Its impossible to get out without inconveniencing two other people. Now a case can be made for the middle seat, but if you're in the middle seat why would you want to spread out and be all over both armrests. It doesn't make sense. But undoubtedly the person on the outside gets the outer armrest, so the next one goes middle, and then boom. two armrests for the window guy. end of discussion.

***Also, while I was on the plane I saw this flight attendant chick with a great ass, but she had to be at least 48.

And I was watching the Hills? Audrina, CMON!!!! Nobody wants Justin Bobby but you! This confirms that Audrina is crazy. I have to watch this episode again because Lauren's facial expressions v. Audrina's seriousness were so killer. Oh my, the Hills is back!

I have lots of work to do. I'm out

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