Me: Joakim Noah might be gay. He was talkin bout D. Rose saying he was a "special guy." Plus he looks like a fruity light skinned dude.
Christy: haha Joakim isnt gay...well i dont think he is. he just didnt know what to say lol
Me: I think youre right. it just came out soundin mad suspect.
Christy: lol yeah he did look confused too..u could tell by the look on his face that he didnt know where that statement may go next lol
Anyway, this past week has been jam packed with things so I gotta get right to it.
I'm happy my rams picked Bradford. I wish Locker would have come out early, but Bradford may be the savior we need. And I would like to thank Denver for the WTF moment of the draft. Let me make one thing clear, I thought Tebow would go in the first round. I just thought the dummy to do it would be Al Davis. If Tebow was black he would have to be a RB. end of discussion. (Sidenote: I've seen the pictures of tebow's girlfriend. He's fuckin. Next. I have a suspicion that Tebow may be a vampire as he most definitely glamoured Josh McDaniels into making that pic. Like how Bill talked that officer into giving him his gun. yeahhh....) Also ESPN was trying too hard to stir the pot when they kept calling the ealges second round pick the "Donovan McNabb" pick. I mean, I get it. That's the pick they got for donovan mcnabb. But they made it sound like the guy will forever be linked to McNabb, because that's the pick they got for him. Uhh, no ESPN. That's not how it works. Does anyone even remember the guy's name now?
It was also cool to see Toby Gerhardt get drafted. Although, I'm not sippin the kool-aid on this pick. Toby is cool and all BUT...he is a FB. plain and simple, if he thinks he's an every down HB he's trippin. (Also, dude doesn't look like a football player, he looks like a cartoon character. I saw him on campus today, Flintstone lookin ass nigga ---> Yabba-Dabba Doo!!!!) He's not fast enough, and at best he could be a Lendale White. In college he was bigger than everyone and just knocked people over. I don't think he's gonna have the same amount of success playing brian urlacher twice a year, or against any NFLers as they're much Bigger, Faster, and Stronger than anyone he's played against before. Best of luck, but all this talk about if he was black....Dude should be happy more people aren't mentioning the fact that there was another white running back taken in the second round a couple of years ago. BRIAN LEONARD. yuuuup! <--drake voice
beat his pregnant girlfriend. Big surprise (+ rolling my eyes). He mentally assaulted Natalie (right) in the BB house even though she would constantly dome him up. He's just a terrible human being. Which is surprising as normally guys with tatoos like that who like making the "myspace face" for for photos are generally well balanced. Well, speaking of terrible human beings...this guy....
Philly fan vomits on a little girl. (intentionally) Premeditated Barfing. Really? Thank you philly fan. Hurling on a young girl. Too bad you did so on an undercover cops daughter. Now we can add to the list that already includes racist, santa hating, and disgustingly overexpecting.
David Ortiz. Are you for real? You thought you could sneak down to the Dominican and rip Jay-Z's club name. If there's one thing lazy sluts aren't, it's being good at sneaking/stealing. You can see them a mile, or 2,000 away. and even if you try to claim you weren't ripping Jay_Z then what exactly did your 40-40 stand for. You haven't come close to stealing 40 bases ever. And you probably won't come close to hitting 40 homers ever again. Never has anyone fallen as hard or as fast as Big papi. It's sad really. Great nickname, great guy, bad player. I also heard that the red sox may release him before the all-star break...stay tuned.
Wade vs. Celtics. So D-Wade evened up the series. But he had to score nearly 50 to do it. Miami is basically making his decision to opt out for him. D-Wade should never be out after the first round of the playoffs. It's not good for the fans, and it's not good for the NBA. I think he and Lebron will end up on the same team together. *fingers crossed*