Thursday, September 30, 2010

ALL OF THE LIGHTS!

Yeah I listened to Kanye's leaked version of "Lost in the World" and "All of the Lights." Both Dope tracks, but this album almost feels like a hip-hop version of 808s and Heartbreak. I understand Ye being pissed though. The guy wants people to listen to it when it's perfect. I feel for him there. Lesson here, if you're going to leak something, let the guy finish it first. Don't just leak some 2.1MB low quality sample and slap your "DJ MIX TAPE DOT COM WWW DJ MIXTAPE" tags all over it. Fuck you DJ, no credit.

Well "All of the lights" will certainly be on Philadelphia this week as McNabb returns to his old stomping grounds. I can't wait

I had this girl try and TWEET me that...hold on, let me quote the actual nonsense that she ranted.

"we're a proud city and we're proud of our teams. When you smack us in the face with things you say, you'll lose respect." <--what? i guess that tweet was brought to you by "white wine: embarrassing white women for centuries." umm, if by proud you mean hyper critical, then ok, maybe i see your point. But is pride the reason why McNabb was always the problem with the Eagles not winning the Superbowl. Step outside of your small mindset for 2 seconds and you'll see that instead of not winning the superbowl, which only 1 team can do every year, how terrible for you not to experience that. and in the saddest twist of all, you have to go back to your non-superbowl winning life as a a privileged, big breasted blonde that can talk cops out of giving her traffic tickets...it's like something out of a dicken's novel. McNabb brought you to 5 conference championship games and 1 superbowl. And fyi, during that superbowl the eagles best receiver was playing on 1 leg, and the patriots knew what plays the defense was running because they were stealing signals. But that was donovan's fault. *you're right.* *ROLLS my eyes*. *SHM* And as far as your quip about McNabb not respecting the city, he was talking about their QB controversy and the franchise.

"That's Philadelphia--things like that happen," McNabb said. "I've been a part of that for 11 years. Obviously, as you see, it just doesn't stop." read: That's the Philadelphia Franchise, OR that's the Eagles. NOT that's the city. Wow. Context CLUES baby girl.

She goes on to say "and philly is NOT a bunch of ingrates." and to that I respond OK, YOU ARE SOOO RIGHT. PHILLY IS NOT A BUNCH OF INGRATES. PHILADELPHIA HAS THE BEST FANS IN SPORTS AND THEY ALWAYS SUPPORT THEIR TEAMS AND PLAYERS. THE BACKUP QUARTERBACK WILL NEVER BE THE MOST POPULAR PLAYER THERE. PHILADELPHIA IS PROBABLY THE CLOSEST WE'LL GET TO HEAVEN ON EARTH. I LOVE PHILADELPHIA AND THEIR WARM ADORING FANS. *purges*

Well, I am glad to see Michael Vick doing well, because I want him to get out of Philadelphia. That's Kevin Kolb's job, and he's just keeping the seat war. Either until he struggles or he just leaves outright. Kevin Kolb is the future of that Franchise and I think Andy Reid knows that if he wants to keep his job he has to win now, so he's going with Vick. (No word yet, on if the Kol;b future is a bright future) That makes me think Andy didn't want to get rid of McNabb, because if he wanted to get Kevin Kolb in there Kevin Kolb would be starting now.

Unless........and here's my theory. I'm very excited about this one. So excited in fact, that I chest bumped the door after coming up with this. It was a little awkward. Anyway,....Unless........Vick vs. McNabb sets up as a better matchup because there's no pressure on Vick. If Kolb had to play, he'd have the weight of trying to run the offense, plus the added stress of the media attention and certain scrutiny that would have come. After each possession there would be a split screen comparing the QB's numbers thus far. The week leading up to it, there would be a mic in Kolb's face everyday, people would be at practice snapping photos, he wouldn't be able to get away from it. Now he can pretty much hide on the sidelines, and when McNabb leaves the Redskins at the end of this year you'll only have to see him AT MOST once a year. It's brilliant really. Not on Andy's part, on mine.

You're probably better off leaving Kolb in there to takes his lumps so he can grow with the offense and be ready to go next year, but who even knows if they'll be football next year. Heck, if Kolb doesn't get hurt maybe we never even see Mike Vick in his old form. That's why we play the games I guess.

And 1 final thought. Everyone's favorite NFL dick to jump on, besides America's team duh, is Michael Vick. I've heard all this mess about how he's better, he works harder, he's a better player. And while I do think he's gotten better, I don't think he was bad to begin with. It's looks alright on paper what they're saying, but there's just something behind it that doesn't set right. Like when people call smart black men, or Obama "articulate." I mean it's not an "insult," but it is. Vick had to run in Atlanta because his best receiver was BRIAN FINNERAN! and you could pretty much count on finneran to find his way onto the injured reserve list by week 2. His 2nd best receiver was Alge Crumpler and he always injured his hamstring or broke his leg by week 4. But even then Vick was a good passer. He just can't catch the ball too, but don't take my word for it, see for yourself.

NBA 2k11





Monday, September 27, 2010

Derek Jeter = Legend

Sportscenter ad feat. Jeter. If you didn't believe from SNL, now you know he has a post baseball career in hollywood.

Saturday, September 18, 2010

The Dallas Cowboys are Wack

The Dallas Cowboys suck. They suck every year, and yet somehow every year they are labeled as a team that can "win it all" or "tremendously talented" or "America's team." Since when did America's team become THE dick to jump on. I mean every sports reporter in America is Ines Sainzing it up in the cowboys locker room wishing the could get whistled at. But Let me get somethin off my chest real quick.

Yo tony Romo. You a BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH.

Alex Barron. You a soft *spoiled* muthafucka. It's not enough that you're the most penalized player of all-time (ALL-TIME) Tryna choke muthafuckas out. SMH

Ok, this goes back to the Bill Parcels era. Remember when the Cowboys sucked. Yeah, they brought in Parcells to change the mentality and culture of the origination and he did just that. Those guys knew they weren't the most talented, but they played hard and for each other to make up for it. They were disciplined. When the Cowboys sold their soul to the devil and chose TO over Bill Parcells it was all downhill. Now they don't even have a coach. The Cowboys OC is the coach, Wade Phillips just kind of stands around. I have a pretty good feeling Tony Romo called that play at the end of the first half that DeAngelo Hall ran into the endzone. Yo Wade, you gonna let an undrafted Free Agent call his own plays???

The Cowboys best player is their tight end. This is a problem. That's why the Chiefs NEVER got anywhere with Tony Gonzalez.

Marion Barber can't make anyone miss and he's slow. That muhfucka just bowls people over. But now that the cowboys line is garbage he never gets one on one, there's 3 or 4 people meeting him behind the line.

Roy Williams is a first round Detroit lions picked wide receiver. He's sucks. Roy Williams is nothing more than a poor man's Roy Williams.

Back to Tony Romo, Tony Romo is a pale, bitchmade, soft, inaccurate, poor mechanics having, non confidence inspiring, BIIIIIIIITCH. Has Tony Romo ever lead a drive when he was behind to come back and win? No. Has Tony ever been past the second round of the playoffs No. Has Tony ever beaten a team other than the eagles in the playoffs? NO. Has he crumbled in every other one of his playoff appearances? Yes. Tony Romo you suck as a player. As a person we're cool, but on the field you a BIIIIIIIIIIIITCH!

Face Down, Ass Up...Like A bitch!

Being dragged on a leash...Like a Bitch!


Not Protecting the Football...Like a Bitch!

And finally, needing to be consoled....Like a Bitch!

Monday, September 13, 2010

Rumble Young Man Rumble!!!!!

Kanye returns triumphantly to perform his single "Runaway"

Friday, September 10, 2010

MTV VMA Award Predictions

Because the formula for MTV VMA Awards is to give as many awards to everyone's favorite artists as possible these are my picks for Sunday's Awards. Bolded are who I think will win. Italicized are those that should win. With me? Good. Let's go.

BEST COLLABORATION

B.o.B featuring Hayley Williams
Title: Airplanes


Beyoncé featuring Lady Gaga
Title: Video Phone (Extended Remix)

Lady Gaga featuring Beyoncé
Title: Telephone

3OH!3 featuring Ke$ha
Title: My First Kiss

Jay-Z & Alicia Keys
Title: Empire State of Mind

BEST FEMALE VIDEO --Although, I find it hard to believe Taylor won't win something this year

Lady Gaga
Title: Bad Romance

Ke$ha
Title: TiK ToK

Katy Perry featuring Snoop Dogg
Title: California Gurls

Beyoncé featuring Lady Gaga
Title: Video Phone (Extended Remix)

Taylor Swift
Title: Fifteen

BEST MALE VIDEO
Eminem
Title: Not Afraid

Usher featuring Will.i.am
Title: OMG

B.o.B featuring Hayley Williams
Title: Airplanes

Drake
Title: Find Your Love

Jason Derulo
Title: In My Head

BEST HIP HOP VIDEO
B.o.B. featuring Hayley Williams
Title: Airplanes

Eminem
Title: Not Afraid
Album: Recovery

Drake, Kanye West, Lil Wayne & Eminem
Title: Forever

Jay-Z & Swizz Beats
Title: On To The Next One

Kid Cudi featuring MGMT & Ratatat
Title: Pursuit Of Happiness

BEST NEW ARTIST
Ke$ha
Title: TiK ToK

Jason Derulo
Title: In My Head

Justin Bieber featuring Ludacris
Title: Baby

Nicki Minaj featuring Sean Garrett
Title: Massive Attack

Broken Bells
Title: The Ghost Inside

BEST POP VIDEO
Lady Gaga
Title: Bad Romance

Katy Perry featuring Snoop Dog
Title: California Gurls

Ke$ha
Title: TiK ToK

Beyoncé featuring Lady Gaga
Title: Video Phone (Extended Remix)

B.o.B featuring Bruno Mars
Title: Nothing on You

BEST DANCE MUSIC VIDEO
Lady Gaga
Title: Bad Romance

Enrique Iglesias featuring Pitbull
Title: I Like It

Cascada
Title: Evacuate The Dancefloor
Album: Evacuate The Dancefloor

David Guetta featuring Akon
Title: Sexy Chick

Usher featuring Will.i.am
Title: OMG

VIDEO OF THE YEAR
Lady Gaga
Title: Bad Romance

Florence + The Machine
Title: Dog Days Are Over

30 Seconds To Mars
Title: Kings and Queens

Lady Gaga featuring Beyoncé
Title: Telephone

Eminem
Title: Not Afraid

B.o.B featuring Hayley Williams
Title: Airplanes

BEST ART DIRECTION
Lady Gaga
Title: Bad Romance

Florence + The Machine
Title: Dogs Days Are Over

Eminem
Title: Not Afraid
Album: Recovery

30 Seconds To Mars
Title: Kings and Queens

Beyoncé featuring Lady Gaga
Title: Video Phone (Extended Remix)

BEST CHOREOGRAPHY
Lady Gaga
Title: Bad Romance
Album: The Fame Monster

Lady Gaga featuring Beyoncé
Title: Telephone

Beyoncé featuring Lady Gaga
Title: Video Phone (Extended Remix)

Usher featuring Will.i.am
Title: OMG

Janelle Monáe featuring Big Boi
Title: Tightrope

BEST CINEMATOGRAPHY
Eminem
Title: Not Afraid
Album: Recovery

Jay-Z & Alicia Keys
Title: Empire State of Mind

Lady Gaga
Title: Bad Romance

Mumford and Sons
Title: Little Lion Man

Florence + The Machine
Title: Dog Days Are Over

Wednesday, September 8, 2010

The Most Interesting Men

NFL Season is here. Finally. Like the final season of LOST we're about to get some fucking answers!

Leinart and Cutler (labeled can't miss prospects) the busts while Young is the gem?

Is this the year the Texans finally make the playoffs?
Anquan Boldin. A true number 1?

Are the Jets any good? I mean, better than 9-7 barely making the playoffs because the Colts laid down in the final week and then getting hot at the right time good.

Are the Patriots old and washed up?

Can Donovan McNabb lead a terrible Redskins team to victory?

Will Brett Favre be anything like the guy from last year?

Will Chad and Terrell still be best buds by seasons end?

Did the Raiders add four or five wins to their year by cutting JaMarcus? Well they're at least subtracting 4 or 5 guaranteed losses.

Can the Saints repeat when they'll get everyones best shot? I fuckin hate the saints. I hate Reggie Bush, I hate Jeremy Shockey. And I hate Drees Brees' smallest child. FUCK HIM.

Are the Packers and Aaron Rodgers really an elite team?

Will Dallas be the first team to play at their home field in the Superbowl?