Monday, April 9, 2012

Twitter Heros, Appeals, and (intentional) Mishaps

There’s something to say about starting your day off on the right note.  I knew today was going to be a great day when I checked my email and there in my inbox was an email from Jen FREAKIN Statsky!  Jen is a writer for Late Night with Jimmy Fallon and is currently putting on a masterclass in twitter.   She could have told me to go fuck myself, and I would still have been pumped.  The worst is getting ignored, but she did neither, in fact she couldn't have been sweeter.  I sent her an email telling her how great she was and she was basically like thanks for being so nice.  I'll take it!  I feel like I should say something in return, but I don't wanna come off as a spaz.  I mean best case scenario we're looking at no response.  
But seriously, follow her on twitter!  She's got it all figured out.

I love that the Saints appealed their NFL suspensions.  In case you don't know how the process works, basically the commissioner, Roger Goodell, suspends players or coaches for as long as he sees fit.  If you disagree with your punishment, you are of course allowed to the commissioner.   *blank stare*  Well no surprise here as Roger Goodell decided to rule in favor of himself and uphold the Saints suspensions.  I dunno about you, but this warms my hearts.  Cheaters never prosper!!!! ahahahahahah!!!!!!

Well, Anne Hathaway did it.  All hot girls fuck their heads up cut their hair off at some point.  As someone with little to no hair, I don’t get it.  My best friend did it sophomore year and I just remember not talking to her for about a year.  I'm not a horrible person!! She lived off campus and was never around!!! But this is Anne's Fiance's problem now.  I know that's not what he signed up for.  Truth be told, I'm not here to make fun of Anne.  Girl is probably gorgeous bald headed BUT....the picture down below is mad suspect.  Own it girl!

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