Tuesday, September 25, 2012

I Can't Even Deal With This Lil Wayne Video

Are you ready for this?  This video has changed me.  I am smarter and about a bajillion times more equipped to deal with any bullshit this world can throw at me. You'd think that I'm over hyping it, but I'm not.  The best part of this video is that you don't even have to wait 30 seconds for it to get good, AND THEN it keeps getting better!  If you are a fan of Lil Wayne or a fan of brilliance then you will love this.  Pay attention to the faces.  Pay attention to his body language.  Pay attention to that little smirk Wayne gives when he's particularly proud of himself.  Ladies and gents, I give you...Lil Wayne in..The Deposition.

Lil Wayne's Master class on how to *NOT* give a fuck.

Honestly this video is so good, (I've watched it several times) there are probably going to be a million parodies tomorrow.  If I had the time I would film one.  Oh well.  Enjoy.  On a housekeeping note, I've written three posts, that I for some reason haven't gotten around to posting.  My bad.  I'll probably do a mega post soon.


We're gonna start mailbagging around here.  Send in your questions! 2on2out@gmail.com - Seriously, anything you wanna know (why did you say this) or wanna say to me (you suck darius!), I'm in. Ok bye!

Monday, September 3, 2012

My Favorite Tweets of August

Another month has seemingly flew by, and though I was not able to post as much as I've wanted I have been keeping busy on twitter.  A lotta great gems were crafted this month.  Let's look back at some of the best tweets shall we?
This is the guy that does the "ahaha, I see where you were goin with that" bit on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon.  It's one of my favorites.  Not familiar with that reference.  Enjoy.

Briefly...the people that made it a point to go and buy chicken at a place simply because the owner denounced gay marriage get on my nerves.  Don't hide behind, "I'm supporting the owners right to free speech."  1.  It's not that serious.  2. Meg Amram's tweet sums up how I feel about those people. (Hold that thought til the end of this post)
 You have to read David Alan Grier tweets in his voice to really get it.
My girl Amy strikes again with a great post.  Ryan Lochte's tweets are works of ignorant art.

As much as I despise Kim K, she's bad.  Can't hate on Ye for being infatuated with her.

Another Amy Odell find featuring our girl Kate Middleton.
Still don't understand why it became cool to hate Dane Cook.
Casey Wilson is brilliant.  I kind of actually believe that I might date her at some point.

Sam Jackson continues to be the best at everything.

I don't remember what this is in reference to, but Chris is as ignorant as they come and I love it.

First one on the list from Jen.  You guys know how much I love her.  How could she not end up on this list?

Great Vid.  It gets me unreasonably hype. 
"Hot Cheetos & Takis, Hot Cheetos & Takis. I can't get enouuuuugh of these Hot Cheetos & Takis!!!!!"
Robin is so nice, and she responds to her tweets.  If you're starting out as an actor/writer, check her blog for tips, it's really helpful.
The Dweck.  Too funny as usual.

That might be the runner up for my favorite tweet of the month. But again, I'm drinking the Jen Kool-Aid.

This is a very good question.

Hopefully he gets back into the league. He made a horrible, inexcusable mistake, but I'm hoping he can somehow redeem himself.
I couldn't have said it any better myself.

AND Finally, my favorite tweet of the month is courtesy of funny woman Megan Amram.  This one goes out to everyone that made it a point to show their disdain for gay marriage by eating chicken.

Well said Megan, well said.

I'm out.

Where is this Woman?

Terry Richardson is nice.
If I could have a Bat Signal for one person in the world it would be her.  Music needs you Gwen.  Come on home.

Back later today.