Editors note: I may be MIA, but I write things all the time, I just seldom finish and post them. That's been bugging me. So for the next few week I'll be cranking out a bunch of posts to get the juices flowing or whatever it is we do around here. So let's do it.
Meet Michael Beasley.
Michael Beasley is the best. Not at like...basketball, his profession...the thing he should be good at. No, Michael Beasley is just the best at being Michael Beasley and honestly that's enough for me.
Just to get you caught up. Last season LeBron James broke his nose and needed to wear a mask for a few games.
I got this from an ESPN article. You can find the full text here.
The mask left teammates searching for creative ways to describe what they saw.
"I think he played like Batman out there," center Chris Bosh said. "I think it really helped him out. He played great."
Bosh was then interrupted in the middle of his session with reporters by forward Michael Beasley, whose locker is a few spots away.
"How you know what Batman plays like?" he shouted toward Bosh. "How does he play?"
YES! Leave it to Michael Beasley to #WellActually Chris Bosh. To be clear, Michael Beasley should NEVER, EVER, be the voice of reason, but on February 27th, 2014 that was the case. Unfortunately, we never got answers to Beasley's questions as just one day later the NBA asked LeBron to wear a clear mask. Why? Because obviously he was the hero gotham deserved...but not the one it needed...